Who Gives A Crap

Limited Edition Happy TP - Premium Bamboo - Double Length Rolls


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The FIRST EVER mood boosting toilet paper.

Feeling down in the dumps? Happy TP™ is here to help. This toilet paper is based on real science to help you feel better on and off the toilet. This Limited Edition print has 12 different designs on suuper long rolls. Each of our rolls are double the length to those you find at the supermarket and are designed to trigger your brain’s happy chemicals, bringing sunshine where the sun don’t shine.


  • Our fanciest rolls, luxuriously soft and ultra-strong
  • Double length rolls; 370 sheets
  • Extra cushy 3 ply
  • 100% renewable and sustainable bamboo
  • Biodegradable and plays well with most septic tanks

How does it feel?

Our toilet paper might feel a bit different since, well, it is a bit different. Unlike most blanket-like mainstream TP, these rolls aren’t made with trees. They’re soft and strong like supermarket brands, but feel much better on your conscience.

Why Bamboo?

Every day, over 1 million trees are cut down to make traditional toilet paper. We’re not so keen on killing trees just to make TP, which is why these rolls are made with 100% bamboo fibers.

A lot of people don’t realize that bamboo is a grass, not a tree. It grows incredibly quickly, making it a sustainable source for loo rolls. You can wipe easy knowing that you’re helping to reduce deforestation one flush at a time.

Beyond the Bottom Line:

We want to ensure everyone has access to a toilet and basic sanitation. That’s why 50% of profits from all of our products go directly to our charity partners who work in water, hygiene and sanitation. You’re helping millions of people gain access to clean water just by using the loo. Nice!

Please Note: Each Assortment (3-pack, 6-pack and 12-pack) will be a random mix of the 12 designs.